Scouting for Girls

October 17, 2008

The lead singer of Scouting for Girls has the eyes of a rapist. I’m not saying he’s a rapist. Clearly, he isn’t. But he has a rapist’s eyes. It’s quite unfortunate.

Justin Timberlake also used to have rape eyes, but now he’s just got cold, dead eyes. I blame the collaboration with Madonna.



  1. I am legaly, morally and contractually obliged to ask whether, if he does have the eyes of a rapist, he has to give them back any time soon.

  2. No, I don’t mind. He can keep them.

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